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A Fair and Balanced Web Page
Some of you might recognize my self-proclaimed title from an unmentioned movie. It was the best part, so stop complaining.
What? You were expecting more content, or maybe pretty graphical things that don't actually signify anything? Ha! I'm much more prone to ranting about anything that comes to mind, which doesn't normally happen in color.
Sorry, but I've removed my resume from this site. It's so out of date that I can't stand it anymore, and I just don't feel like updating it for your amusement. Besides, reading my resume is probably the most boring thing I can imagine. Don't you have something better to do?
Not too thrilling, was it? Well, I never promised anything exciting. Did you even figure out what movie my "title" is from? No, I'm not going to tell you. You can try sending me email and asking, but I don't guarantee a satisfactory answer. Those cost more.
I can't claim to have written this anonymous letter to Dr. Laura, but I wish I had. And I certainly would like to send it to every person in this country who thinks their "christian values" make them morally superior to anyone else.
You want more? Fine. Be that way. Go look at some pictures.
I used to have a link to my friend Will's web page here, but it's not around anymore and I lament the loss. *sigh* It used to be at Will's Page.
Here's a link to a page that belongs to my friend Nicky.
Send email to me.
My machine name is Bortan. Can you figure out where *that* name comes from? Personally, I think it's a tougher question than the movie thing from the top of the page.
